Ok. I’ve dallied long enough. I need to talk about the last boss of the game, so, of course, *SPOILERS* ahead. In the last post, I talked about the penultimate boss, but I didn’t really remember him because I melted him quickly. I hate the trope that magic is OP. Newsflash! Any stat you put 70 points… Continue Reading
In yesterday’s post, I went off on a tangent about NG++. Why? Because that’s the way my brain works. I don’t stay on any one paith for much longer than necessary. In my youth, I loved a footnote and/or a side note. I used to find it amusing to have as many footnotes in a… Continue Reading
I started NG++ with my second character last night because I’d been wanting to do it for some time, but I dragged my feet as I always did in order to clean up stray caves and field bosses across the map. And actual bosses. This is the character I used to race through the game… Continue Reading
Ok. I have dilly-dallied long enough. Let’s tackle the last area of Elden Ring. In the last post, I rambled about a lot of stuff, including the different endings, the plat, and whatever else is on my mind. So let’s talk about the final section, which is *SPOILERS* a reskin of an earlier area. One… Continue Reading
Still talking about the second half of the game. Elden Ring, I mean. Honestly, if we were just talking about the first half of the game, I probably would give the game close to a 10, no notes–or at least very few notes. Yesterday, I was talking about *SPOILERS* the underground and how elaborate it… Continue Reading
In the last post, I was talking about (again, *SPOILERS* for the whole second half of the game) the massive underground of Elden Ring, which is, as I just said, massive. In fact, one of the funniest things about the game is the reaction to the lift when you the player is going down for… Continue Reading
Ok. Here’s yesterday’s post. Let’s get to the end of the game. Except, I can’t because I forgot that there was another section that is in the second half of the game that…. Look. Ok. I have to explain that there is a whole underground section. This is easily the wow moment of the game.… Continue Reading
Yesterday, I was writing about Crumbling Farum Azula, which is the last new area of the game. It’s an amazing environment, but I do not like going through it. I have said that it’s my fault because I inhale the games, so I’m fatigued by the end. That’s on me. I could have taken breaks.… Continue Reading
Yesterday, I was bitching about—*SPOILER FOR END GAME SHIT*–Miquella’s Haligtree. I had just done the area again for the second time and hated it nearly as much this time. The only reason I didn’t hate it as much was beacuse I felt no remorse for hooning it through the area. This is the way it’s… Continue Reading
I’m back, back again. More end game of Elden Ring. Yesterday, I wrote about *SPOILERS FOR THE END GAME* my least-favorite part of the game, Miquella’s Haligtree which has supposedly the hardest boss in the game, Malenia, Blade of Miquella. By the way, the lore in this is much more straightforward, but also more complex… Continue Reading