Back at it to praise Shadow of the Erdtree, the DLC for Elden Ring (FromSoft) some more. At the end of the last post, I was talking about
*SPOILER WARNING*
Mohg’s body and Sir Ansbach being concerned as to what Miquella wanted with it. This would have been very important to know in real time because it has implications for the final boss. This is another thing that has split the community–whether the last boss is brilliant (in design/lore/story) or terrible. Let’s talk it out because I have mixed feelings about it.
Here’s the basic story: Miquella the Knd (yeah, right. I mentioned yesterday that if you have to say you’re kind, you probably aren’t. Any time you apply a label to yourself and think that’s a core component of your personality, you are protecting an image of yourself rather than truly being about that). Someone who is kind doesn’t have to say it because other people will see it for themselves. It’s like the self-proclaimed nice person. They are too invested in being perceived as nice.
I have never liked Miquella. Even the little we were given in the base game made me suspicious. The fact that he was considered charming and could sway anyone to his side was a big reason I side-eyed him. I have lived my whole life with two narcissists, and I can tell you that no matter how well-meaning they appear or want to appear, they are, ultimately, in it for themselves. In what, you ask? In anything. That’s how I feel about Miquella. He keeps emphasizing how kind he is (as do his acolytes), and that makes me supremely wary of him.
I was right to be wary of him, it turns out. He had a supreme plan for a better world, and it’s a plan that was horrifying in isolation. In order to get to the DLC, the player had to kill Radahn and Mohg. The lattel was implied very early on, and it made sense. Mohg snatched Miquella and put him in an egg (yes, an egg. Go with it), so it made sense that you would have to go back to this egg to get to the DLC. But Radahn? Why would you have to beat him?
Turns out you have to beat him because he’s integral to the DLC story. And this is where people are split on whether the idea is brilliant or terrible. See, Miquella is a frail and physically weak being. All his charm is for naught in the realm of fighting. Miquella wants to be a god. In order to do so, he needs someone who will be his blade. Now. Why wasn’t it Malenia? No idea. She was the Blade of Miquella in the base game, after all. I briefly went down a rabbit hole about this very question and found some interesting theories. One that made me roll my eyes, though, was that ‘the Elden Lord can’t be female.” Um. Really? *Glances at all my characters*. Given that the Elden Lord is where the character player ends up if they finish the game, that is a terrible theory.