Before I went into the hospital, I had an idea of how I was going to play Elden Ring. I was going to have two characters (ha!), one who was solo and one to play multi. The solo character was going to solo every boss (!) while the multi character, well, was going to do… Continue Reading
I met a dungeon boss that was a lava-spewing wyrm, which in Elden Ring is a dragon. He was tough–tanky as fuck and could one-shot me with his sword swipe. One-shot me! At this stage of the game? I think not, good person. Except, I do think so because I have not put enough points… Continue Reading
I’m obsessed with Elden Ring. When I’m not playing, I’m watching videos of it. Of the earlier stuff, I mean. I’m not trying to be spoiled, but it’s hard to do. I really wish streamers/YouTubers wouldn’t put spoilers in the title of their videos, but I know that’s a lost cause. I’m pretty pleased at… Continue Reading
Yesterday was a rough day, Elden Ring-wise, I mean. I had two or three areas I was exploring that did not like me. At all. In one, there was a really tough field boss (I mentioned her before, the one who’s similar to one in DS III), who could one-s-shot me with her magic arrow… Continue Reading
Fuck NPC invaders. Fuck them all the way to hell and back. I hate invaders with a passion and the NPC invaders in this game are souped up to a hundred. And you can’t use Torrent or your spirit summons in fighting them. For one, there was an NPC who came to help me, but… Continue Reading
Elden Ring. It’s still a thing. Ian was talking about a game he’s reviewing, and I was like, “You mean there are games other than Elden Ring?!?” I was jesting, but I wasn’t jesting. I put in ‘only’ four hours yesterday, but I’ve been putting in an average of six hours a day since it… Continue Reading
I think it’s clear to see that I’m enamored with Elden Ring. Obsessed with it, you might even say. I’ve already put in 3 1/2 hours today and it’s not even 8 p.m. I’m thinking of giving myself a break tonight, but I know how that will go. I’ll start playing around 11 p.m., saying… Continue Reading
Elden Ring. When I’m not playing, I’m thinking about it. I’m dreaming about it. I’m planning what to do next. For example, I need to find the sorcerer right now. I want the basic magic spells to complement my pyro. I know there is one from the trailers and the Closed Network Test, but I’m… Continue Reading
With the release of Elden Ring (FromSoft), there have been countless tips for newbs videos and articles. They’re probably helpful because these are from reputable From fans who want to help non-From fans who are intimidated by the games. As I watched them, however, I thought about how they wouldn’t help me much because of… Continue Reading
I played six hours of Elden Ring yesterday. That’s all I have to say; goodbye! I kid, I kid. I mean, I don’t kid about how many hours I’ve played, but I kid about that being all I have to say. I have so much to say, this may not be as quick as I… Continue Reading