Ok. I have dilly-dallied long enough. Let’s tackle the last area of Elden Ring. In the last post, I rambled about a lot of stuff, including the different endings, the plat, and whatever else is on my mind. So let’s talk about the final section, which is *SPOILERS* a reskin of an earlier area. One… Continue Reading
Still talking about the second half of the game. Elden Ring, I mean. Honestly, if we were just talking about the first half of the game, I probably would give the game close to a 10, no notes–or at least very few notes. Yesterday, I was talking about *SPOILERS* the underground and how elaborate it… Continue Reading
In the last post, I was talking about (again, *SPOILERS* for the whole second half of the game) the massive underground of Elden Ring, which is, as I just said, massive. In fact, one of the funniest things about the game is the reaction to the lift when you the player is going down for… Continue Reading
Ok. Here’s yesterday’s post. Let’s get to the end of the game. Except, I can’t because I forgot that there was another section that is in the second half of the game that…. Look. Ok. I have to explain that there is a whole underground section. This is easily the wow moment of the game.… Continue Reading
Yesterday, I was writing about Crumbling Farum Azula, which is the last new area of the game. It’s an amazing environment, but I do not like going through it. I have said that it’s my fault because I inhale the games, so I’m fatigued by the end. That’s on me. I could have taken breaks.… Continue Reading
Yesterday, I was bitching about—*SPOILER FOR END GAME SHIT*–Miquella’s Haligtree. I had just done the area again for the second time and hated it nearly as much this time. The only reason I didn’t hate it as much was beacuse I felt no remorse for hooning it through the area. This is the way it’s… Continue Reading
I’m back, back again. More end game of Elden Ring. Yesterday, I wrote about *SPOILERS FOR THE END GAME* my least-favorite part of the game, Miquella’s Haligtree which has supposedly the hardest boss in the game, Malenia, Blade of Miquella. By the way, the lore in this is much more straightforward, but also more complex… Continue Reading
Continuing on discussing the end game of Elden Ring. There will be SPOILERS all over the place. Yesterday, I made it up to the Fire Giant, who is the gatekeeper to the end game. So much so that you should make sure that you have all your bits and pieces in order before proceeding past… Continue Reading
In the last post, I talked about how the second half of Elden Ring was not as good as the first half (overall). I stopped at the Mountaintops of Giants, but I’m not done with it yet. There will be SPOILERS for the second half of the game, including bosses. The boss of this area… Continue Reading
I love Elden Ring. I have four characters, one at the very end of NG+ about to go into NG++. But, I’m realizing that–oh, spoilers for the end game–the second half of the game is porbelmatic for me. In my first playthrough, I thoroughly explored everything. Every nook and cranny. Every cave and every catacomb.… Continue Reading